Despite what you may have heard to the contrary, we do have a fun side and a sense of humor. Awhile ago, on a trip to Oregon, we stopped at a gift shop and saw these HUGE mallets with slogans burned into them. One of our sons is so afraid of spiders, we decided to get him one of these mallets as a Christmas gift ("Spider Getter!"). From that point, it was only a matter of time before we decided we could do this, too, and the creative, sarcstic juices started to flow.
The photos below are just a few of our line of "caveman" mallets. They make wonderful gifts for virtually any special event. We will make a "blank" for you, and you can choose a slogan you'd like burned into the mallet head from the selection that follows the photos. Or, you can come up with your own slogan.
This last one is one of our favorites because everyone just LOVES those commercials.
Some Slogan Possibilities:
Spider Getter! | Teacher’s Aid! |
Fruit Juicer! | Behavior Modifier! |
Boundary Marker! | I Win! |
OK - FINE! | No Trespassing! |
Computer Fixer! | Egg Scrambler! |
Time OUT! | Because I SAID SO! |
Because I CAN! | Chores Motivator! |
Nutcracker! | Migraine Anyone? |
Ball Breaker! | Hangover Cure! |
Kitchen Aid! | AS IF! |
Honey DO! | Door Knocker! |
Attitude Adjuster! | All-in-One Tool! |
Women’s Lib! | Permit This! |
Closing Time! | Last Call! |
Mystery Solved! | Apology Accepted! |
Psst! | Wrist Slapper! |
Insect Repellant! | ExCUSE ME! |
Even Steven! | Tie Breaker! |
NO Snoring! | I Don’t Think So! |
Snake Repeller! | Come to Jesus Meeting! |
Hear Ye! Hear Ye! | Bear Repeller! |
Video Game Controller! | Here Fishy, Fishy! |
Manners Maker! | Time’s Up! |
Lip Smacker! | It Matters! |
Ten Commandments! | What EVER! |
My Way! | Tallyho! |
Final Offer! | That’s Final! |
Who Needs Braces? | Fly Swatter! |
End of Discussion! | The Final Word! |
That’s Debatable! | Exposed Nerve! |
Not Now! | Last Word Freak! |
Teaching Aid! | No More Excuses! |
Mechanic at Work! | NO Whining! |
Seal of Approval! | Anger Management! |
Mind Your Manners! | Stamp of Approval! |
No Mixed Messages Here! | Ego Crusher! |
Bug Zapper! | Caution: Hormones At Work! |
Say WHAT? | Caution: Heat Flash |
Paper Dejammer! | Printer Fixer! |
Attention Getter! | Snooze Button! |
Git’ er’ DONE! | Homework Motivator! |
Teen Tranquilizer! | User Friendly! |
Not! | Senior Partner |
C.E.O. | Hell No! |
New Rule! | Can you hear me now? |
Trash Compactor! | Piano Tuner! |
Mouse Muncher! | Critter Gitter! |
Super Nanny! | One Lump or Two! |
English Only! | Memorize This! |
Tear Jerker! | One size fits all! |
Quick Fix! | Uffda! |
Mama Mia! | Ufsta! |
SNAP OUT OF IT! | Sleep Enhancer! |
Scorekeeper! | Sleeping Pill! |
Proper Etiquette! | Coping Skill 101! |
Last Amendment! | Instant Clarity! |
Cure All! | NEXT! |
Analyze This! | Issues? What Issues? |
IT Support! | Tech Support! |
Guilty! | Crime Stopper! |
Side Effect! | HELLO!!! |
Or else WHAT!? | Home Court Advantage! |
Just Do It! | 911 |
For erections lasting more than four hours! | Conflict Resolution! |
ED Cure! | I have limits! |
On your mark, get set........... | 1 - 2 - 2 ½ ............ |
You’re Welcome! | Over and Out! |
Please? | Marital Aid! |
Laugh at THIS! | Enforcer! |
Peacemaker! | Go Ahead - I DARE You! |
Bug Basher! | Not in my house! |
Silence! | Quiet! |
Yes! No! | What Part of NO Don’t You Understand? |
NO! | Forget It! |
Sedative! | Sleep Aid! |
Silencer! | When All Else Fails! |
I’m Busy! | Who’s Yo’ Mama? |
Problem Solver! | Mood Modifier! |
Thought Provoker! | Raw Nerve! |
Mood Alterer! | Back Away Slowly! |
I’m Havin’ a Heat Flash! | Back Off! |
Do NOT Disturb! | Don’t MAKE me pull over! |
Toilet Seat Reminder! | Everything’s Negotiable! |
Neighborly Negotiator! | Playing Field Leveler! |
Politically Incorrect! | Politically Correct! |
It Works Now! | Old School! |
Deal or no Deal? | Supernanny |
Another fun creation is to mount a roll of toilet paper to a wood slab by using a bridle bit.
